Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
CHARLES BARKLEYCurling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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Well, all I can say is that people know I’m not saying anything out of malice.
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If you’re scarde to fail, you don’t deserve to be successful.
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There’s only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don’t have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn’t take your life that serious.
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As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states’ cities.
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I don’t believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.
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When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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I’m just what America needs: another unemployed black man.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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It’s the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
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You can talk without saying a thing. I don’t ever want to be that type of person.
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These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.
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I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that’s pretty cool.
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