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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
WOODROW WILSON

Conscience Dog Examination Face Home Yourself
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again.
JOAN RIVERS

Dog Funny Study Young
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERS

Dog Politics Reason
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
ADAM CAROLLA

Business Dog Family Focus Fun Good Life
First, I’ll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn’t work, I’ll just kill him.
EDWARD ALBEE

Choice Dog Kill Kindness Method Myself
I am quite an early riser – I usually get up between 5.30 and 6am and take the dogs out.
ADAM ANT

Dog Early Get Nightmare Quite Riser Show Until Up Usually
A good person will feel guilty even before a dog.
ANTON CHEKHOV

Dog Goodness Guilty Person
I understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs…. Perhaps I am an exception.
EMILY BRONTE

Choice Dog Exception Understand Woman
A dog will never forget the crumb thou gavest him, though thou mayst afterwards throw a hundred stones at his head.
SAADI

Dog Forget Friendship Himself
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
AL FRANKEN

Dog Enough Gone Like People Small Smart
All the dogs I have are German shepherds from Germany, and I fly them back to Germany to show them.
GEORGE FOREMAN

Dog Germany Myself
Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
AL FRANKEN

Being Dog Master Raise Sense Service Well
Some men like a dull life – they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it – it’s often catching.
HEDY LAMARR

Children Dog Food Home Kiss Life Man Stay
There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that’s going to eat you.
JIM CARREY

Difference Dog Mind
Habit is the ballast that chains the dog to his vomit.
SAMUEL BECKETT

Dog Habit Himself
Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
BILL MURRAY

Cat Dog Sacrifice
Even in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN

Bark Dog Revolution
Politics are not my concern. They impressed me as a dog’s life without a dog’s decencies.
RUDYARD KIPLING

Decency Dog Impression Life Politics
Hounds follow those who feed them.
OTTO VON BISMARCK

Dog Feed Follow One Liner Pet
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
AMBROSE BIERCE

Affection Creature Dog World
When the little dog snarls, the big dog does not connect the snarl with himself, simply fancying that the little dog must be uncomfortable.
ANTHONY TROLLOPE

Connect Dog Fencing Himself Little Simply Small Smart Uncomfortable
A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.
BARACK OBAMA

Dog One Liner Race Shelter
A wonder lasts but nine days, and then the puppy’s eyes are open.
HENRY FIELDING

Born Dog Eyes Open Wonder
He who does not understand that a dead lion is more alive than a living dog will remain a dog.
MAIMONIDES

Alive Dog Himself Live Understand
Bowie’s been a huge influence on me. I remember early on, my dad pulling out the ‘Diamond Dogs’ album, and the cover alone just grabbed my attention. I think I was probably around 12.
ADAM LAMBERT

Album Bowie Brownie Diamond Dog Early Huge Influence Pulling
I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do.
BETTY WHITE

Cook Dog Food Kitchen Myself
After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that went a lot deeper than the dead dog, which is you can’t bring back anything to life.
ALAN ALDA

Anything Back Bring Dead Deeper Dog Image Something Start Think

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