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A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again.
JOAN RIVERS

Dog Funny Study Young
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
ANDY WARHOL

Dog Home Myself Night
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERS

Dog Politics Reason
A good person will feel guilty even before a dog.
ANTON CHEKHOV

Dog Goodness Guilty Person
A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.
BARACK OBAMA

Dog One Liner Race Shelter
First, I’ll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn’t work, I’ll just kill him.
EDWARD ALBEE

Choice Dog Kill Kindness Method Myself
I got a dog and am trying to elevate. I’m working out, eating healthier, reading books. Making ‘Make it Out Alive’ is going to be a reflection of all of that.
BRENT FAIYAZ

Dog Eat Exercise Healthy Reflection Work
Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
BILL MURRAY

Cat Dog Sacrifice
They enjoyed the miracle of loving each other as much at the table as in bed, and they grew to be so happy that even when they were two worn-out old people they kept on blooming like children and playing together like dogs.
GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ

Dog Each Other Enjoyment Happiness Love Miracle Play Togetherness
Some men like a dull life – they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it – it’s often catching.
HEDY LAMARR

Children Dog Food Home Kiss Life Man Stay
Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
AL FRANKEN

Being Dog Master Raise Sense Service Well
A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.
BARACK OBAMA

Dog One Liner Race Shelter
All the dogs I have are German shepherds from Germany, and I fly them back to Germany to show them.
GEORGE FOREMAN

Dog Germany Myself
I am quite an early riser – I usually get up between 5.30 and 6am and take the dogs out.
ADAM ANT

Dog Early Get Nightmare Quite Riser Show Until Up Usually
I understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs…. Perhaps I am an exception.
EMILY BRONTE

Choice Dog Exception Understand Woman
Politics are not my concern. They impressed me as a dog’s life without a dog’s decencies.
RUDYARD KIPLING

Decency Dog Impression Life Politics
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
ADAM CAROLLA

Business Dog Family Focus Fun Good Life
Habit is the ballast that chains the dog to his vomit.
SAMUEL BECKETT

Dog Habit Himself
Hounds follow those who feed them.
OTTO VON BISMARCK

Dog Feed Follow One Liner Pet
He who does not understand that a dead lion is more alive than a living dog will remain a dog.
MAIMONIDES

Alive Dog Himself Live Understand
I love dogs, not chimps. Some chimps are nice, and some are horrid. I don’t actually think of them as animals any more than I think of us as animals, although both of us are.
JANE GOODALL

Dog Love Myself Perspective Thinking
I am I because my little dog knows me.
GERTRUDE STEIN

Animal Dog Existence Myself
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
AL FRANKEN

Dog Enough Gone Like People Small Smart
She was such a beautiful and sweet creature and so full of tricks.
QUEEN VICTORIA

Beautiful Dog
Speaking of competition in the fast-food industry. This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I’ll kill ’em, and I’m going to kill ’em before they kill me.
RAY KROC

Animal Competition Dog Fast Food Industry Myself Talk
There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that’s going to eat you.
JIM CARREY

Difference Dog Mind
Even in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN

Bark Dog Revolution

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