Mae West Quotes

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
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Dreams Fiction Sarcastic
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
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Attitude Behaviour Misbehave One Liner Women
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
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Man Past Prefer Present Women
Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.
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Finding Hands Man Sex
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
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Bald Fire Humour Man Sex Women
When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
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Attitude Bad Goodness Mood Self Respect
I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.
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Deep Diary Memories
The score never interested me, only the game.
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Game Interest Sex
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
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Man Marriage School
I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
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Action Woman Women Empowerment
I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.
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Curve Discover Sex
Love is what you make it and who you make it with.
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Couple Love Positive
When in doubt take a bath.
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Bath Dount One Liner
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else
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Couple Date Finding Guess Man
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
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Boyfriend Funny Rain Sarcastic Save
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
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Adore Marriage Sarcastic Traditional
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
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Break Up Chance Discard Divorce Lover Relationship
We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.
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Funny Intellectual Opposite
I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
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Dead Die Goodness Hate Man Young
You are never too old to become younger!
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Birthday Halloween Inspirational Old One Liner Positive Young
Well behaved women do not make history.
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Attitude Behaviour History Women
I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
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Buy Diamond Gift Shine Thankful
Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.
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Avoid Danger Humour
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
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Avoid Humour Resistance Temptation
I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
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Man Party Politics Recognise
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
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Goodness One Liner
Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action.
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Action Communication Substitute Tool

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