100+ Jim Carrey Quotes | Minimalist Quotes

I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I’d have a hairy conniption. I’d just go crazy.
JIM CARREY

Art Crazy Mother
There was a time when people said, ‘Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.’ Now they just say, ‘Pay him!’
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Face Freeze Pay Society Success Time
Usually you regret the things you say no to.
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Justice Regret
People need motivation to do anything. I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation.
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Desperation Human Being Learning Motivational People
Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
JIM CARREY

Cable Ultimate
You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.
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Dangerous Lige Music Trouble
Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
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Certain Fan Recognition Reverse Stalk
Acting is divine dissatisfaction. It’s the greatest thing in the world to do, but you are never satisfied with it ever.
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Acting Divine Satisfaction World
Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
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Hygine Package
I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I’m just trying to create a good one for myself.
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Believe Creation Myself Philosophy Universe
Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.
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Afraid Inspirational Life Opportunity
I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which, was that you can fail at what you don’t want so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.
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Chance Failure Father Learning Lesson
My father used to brag that I wasn’t a ham, I was the whole pig.
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Father Pig
I just want to be myself.
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Be Yourself Myself One Liner Positive
I’ve arrived at the place if I’m not taking a career risk, I’m not happy. If I’m scared, then I know I’m being challenged.
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Arrive Career Challenge Happiness Risk
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
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Coconut Development Die Drug Fall People Vaccine Worry
My soul is not contained within the limits of my body. My body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.
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Body Contain Limitation Soul
When things are really bad the only thing to do is laugh.
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Hard Time Laugh Struggle
I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.
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Guilt Success Take Care Terrible
Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn’t trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.
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Excitement Life Poverty Trade
One of the most corrosive threats to society moving forward is social media and right wing disinformation.
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Information Social Media Society Threat
I used to be a guy who was experiencing the Universe, but now I feel like the Universe experiencing a guy.
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Experience Guy Universe
Energy is what I believe all of us are. We’re just conscious awareness dancing for itself for no other reason but to stay amused.
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Amuse Aware Believe Conscious Dance Energy Reason
I don’t make it in regular channels, and that’s okay for me.
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Channel Regular
Comedy is a high form of art becaus it brings us more joy than anything else.
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Art Comedy Joy
My life is not unlike Truman’s. I can’t go anywhere.
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Freedom Life
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.
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Answer Dreams Famous Rich

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