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There was a time when people said, ‘Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.’ Now they just say, ‘Pay him!’

Jim Carrey

Usually you regret the things you say no to.
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Justice Regret
But, you know, you can’t be a star at home.
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Home One Liner Star
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
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Coconut Development Die Drug Fall People Vaccine Worry
As far as I can tell, it’s just about letting the universe know what you want and then working toward it while letting go of how it comes to pass.
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Come Let Go Universe Work
We had problems like all families but we had a lot of love. I was extremely loved. We always felt we had each other.
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Each Other Extreme Family Love Problem
I don’t believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Hope walks through the fire, faith leaps over it.
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Begger Believe Faith Fire Hope Leap
You are ready and able to do beautiful things in this world.
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Beautiful Positive Ready World
The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm.
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Bird Catch Stone
I used to be a guy who was experiencing the Universe, but now I feel like the Universe experiencing a guy.
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Experience Guy Universe
I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don’t know if it’s possible forever and ever.
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Forever Love Possible
Energy is what I believe all of us are. We’re just conscious awareness dancing for itself for no other reason but to stay amused.
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Amuse Aware Believe Conscious Dance Energy Reason
If you’ve got a talent, protect it.
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Inspirational One Liner Protection Talent
Comedy is a high form of art becaus it brings us more joy than anything else.
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Art Comedy Joy
I’m making a conscious choice to see challenges as beneficial so that I can deal with them in the most productive way.
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Benefit Business Challenge Choice Deal Productive
Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don’t let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory.
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Acceptance Glory Invisible Light Need Risk Shine World
A better you means a better universe.
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Inspirational One Liner Universe
This is the voice of your ego. If you listen to it, there will always be someone who seems to be doing better than you.
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Ego Inspirational Listen Voice
One of the most corrosive threats to society moving forward is social media and right wing disinformation.
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Information Social Media Society Threat
Human things have long since jumped the shark.
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Human Jump Shark
Psychologically, it’s what I love to be. Tearing apart a person from the inside out.
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Inside Love Person Psychology Tears
One thing I hope I’ll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
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Drunk Hope Power Town Work
The peace that we’re after lies somewhere beyond personality, beyond the perception of others, beyond invention and disguise, even beyond effort itself.
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Beyond Effort Invention Peace Perception Personality
One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.
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Man Toxic
I don’t hate you for loving you. I just hate my heart for choosing someone like you.
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Break Up Choose Depression Hate Heart Love
True religion has, at its core: Love, Peace, Mercy, Justice and Freedom. If any of these elements is not fully present in a religion, the religion has been compromised.
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Element Freedom Justice Love Mercy Peace Present Religion
I tend to stay up late, not because I’m partying but because it’s the only time of the day when I’m alone and don’t have to be performing.
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Alone Party Performance
I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which, was that you can fail at what you don’t want so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.
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Chance Failure Father Learning Lesson

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