Is there stop ‘n’ go counseling for couples on the run?
It’s as if they believe the invisible mike on the plastic menu screen is actually connected to a standup comedy stage somewhere in the recesses of the restaurant.
An intriguing mind is a powerful aphrodisiac.
So he’s above the law because he’s a celebrity or something. Just because you’re Russell Crowe doesn’t mean you can do whatever you like.
the teenage zone: the stage when an adolescent’s brain synapses quit firing while the rest of their body races toward adulthood.
have you ever noticed how a man orders food at a fast-food drive-through window? … men have an innate desire to be cute while placing their order through the drive-through microphone.