“the teenage zone: the stage when an adolescent’s brain synapses quit firing while the rest of their body races toward adulthood.”

Is there stop ‘n’ go counseling for couples on the run?

It’s as if they believe the invisible mike on the plastic menu screen is actually connected to a standup comedy stage somewhere in the recesses of the restaurant.

An intriguing mind is a powerful aphrodisiac.

So he’s above the law because he’s a celebrity or something. Just because you’re Russell Crowe doesn’t mean you can do whatever you like.

have you ever noticed how a man orders food at a fast-food drive-through window? … men have an innate desire to be cute while placing their order through the drive-through microphone.

History is a race between education and catastrophe.

It’s racist to teach children to treat other children differently because of their skin color.

The human race is plainly nothing in eternity, but to us, in time, it is everything and ought not to die.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

Cosmic terror appears as an ingredient of the earliest folklore of all races and is crystallised in the most archaic ballads, chronicles, and sacred writings.

You’ve got to have friends out there. You can’t do it alone. You form those relationships as the race moves along.

Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature’s inexorable imperative.

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.