“have you ever noticed how a man orders food at a fast-food drive-through window? … men have an innate desire to be cute while placing their order through the drive-through microphone.”

Is there stop ‘n’ go counseling for couples on the run?

It’s as if they believe the invisible mike on the plastic menu screen is actually connected to a standup comedy stage somewhere in the recesses of the restaurant.

An intriguing mind is a powerful aphrodisiac.

So he’s above the law because he’s a celebrity or something. Just because you’re Russell Crowe doesn’t mean you can do whatever you like.

the teenage zone: the stage when an adolescent’s brain synapses quit firing while the rest of their body races toward adulthood.

Minding my own business, humming out a ‘Frere Jacques’ – and I realized that in any other town, this might be considered cute. But you know what it is in San Francisco? Sexy.

Some kids in Italy call me ‘Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don’t call me ‘Grandma Jazz.’

Your cute shades, and it is kind of the outfit you stay in the entire day.

Don’t try to be what you’re not. If you’re nervous, be nervous. If you’re shy, be shy. It’s cute.

My everyday look has definitely become more low maintenance, but accessories are everything.

I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive.

A structured bag, statement jewelry or a cute scarf can add polish to any outfit!

Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.