Al Yankovic Quotes

It’s hard to force creativity and humor.

I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.

The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”

I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.