Al Yankovic Quotes

There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.

I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.

Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.