Al Yankovic Quotes

Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.

My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.

I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I’ve ever done, so it’s a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.