Al Franken Quotes

But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.

The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.

No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.

There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.

If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.

Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.

Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.

We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.

I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.