Al Franken Quotes

Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.

During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.

If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.

He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.

They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.

I want a president who can handle a cream soda.

I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.

There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.

My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.

Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.