Al Franken Quotes

The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.

The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.

Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.

Google might be doping the horses.

My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.

That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.

But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.

The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.

National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.

We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.