Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. AL BERNSTEIN DirectionGraduationInspirationalOftenRightSuccessTalk
If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many. AL BERNSTEIN AnnounceCommissionerEventImmediateIssueManyMediaOnePersonSportTeamTelecastVoice
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good. AL BERNSTEIN BeautyBehaviourBeholderEyeEyesightGirlGoodHeartLookNearPersonPoor
We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk. AL BERNSTEIN OurSpareThroughTreatTrunkWorld
Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder. AL BERNSTEIN BeautyBeerBeholderHandHeartHolder
Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June. AL BERNSTEIN ActCreateFollowGodlyJuneSpringTough
Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does. AL BERNSTEIN AllGuyHumorousKnowledgeOneReallyThink
Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. AL BERNSTEIN AgeBetweenMuchParentSeventeenTwelveTwentyYear
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. AL BERNSTEIN AllowanceBirthdayCutInspirationalOffTeenageYouth
