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If I were God – and I never understand why I’m not – I should say, “Shop around, I don’t think you’ll find a better bargain than here.”

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If you truly love me, kill the bartender.
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No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.
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Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): “What’s the matter, sexy? Don’t you like dehydrated fruit?
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I never saw Portsmouth by day.
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Believe in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.
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To love another person you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
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To lose is not always failure.
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Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can’t help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what people do, you think of yourself doing it. And they don’t like that. That’s the famous joke:
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Another Concentrate Dislike Help Homosexually Mainstream Men One People
I have to realise that as I am only English and am allowed to live in America, I have to give something in return. And since I cannot build a hospital, or endow a university, I can only give my infinite availability.
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Allow Availability Build Country English Hospital Only Realize Return Since Something University
You can’t be a person and a lady. If you’re a person, you can open the damned door yourself.
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Dammed Door Lady Open Person Yourself
The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.
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Children Returnable Trouble
I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.
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Eat Glad Hate Like Peas Them
Fashion is not style. Nay, we can say more: Fashion is instead of style. Style is an idiom springing spontaneously from the personality but deliberately maintained.
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Politics are not an instrument for effecting social change; they are the art of making the inevitable appear to be a matter of wise human choice.
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My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
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Father Mother Protect Threatened World
Exhibitionism is like a drug. Hooked in adolescence I was now taking doses so massive they would have killed a novice.
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