People are not heterosexual or homosexual, just sexual.
QUENTIN CRISP
I have to realise that as I am only English and am allowed to live in America, I have to give something in return. And since I cannot build a hospital, or endow a university, I can only give my infinite availability.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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People are not heterosexual or homosexual, just sexual.
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I never understood music. It seemed to me to be the maximum amount of noise conveying the minimum amount of information.
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I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.
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The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
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The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
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A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.
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Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): “What’s the matter, sexy? Don’t you like dehydrated fruit?
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The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen.
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To lose is not always failure.
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Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.
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The happiest moments in any affair take place after the loved one has learned to accommodate the lover and before the maddening personality of either party has emerged like a jagged rock from the receding tides of lust and curiosity.
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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
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Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible to commit some social sin.
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You will survive if you believe in yourself.
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Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
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The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.
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