The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.
QUENTIN CRISPLook inward and ask not if there is anything outside you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not yet unpacked.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who…have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf between their real futures and the expectations of their fantasies.
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I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.
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Never get involved with someone who wants to change you
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Fashion is a way of not having to decide who you are. Style is deciding who you are and being able to perpetuate it.
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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Women have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.
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No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.
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One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
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In Manhattan, every flat surface is a potential stage and every inattentive waiter an unemployed, possibly unemployable, actor.
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Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
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The more people one has to love, the more one’s capacity to love stretches.
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In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.
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It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it’s also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.
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The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
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You can’t be a person and a lady. If you’re a person, you can open the damned door yourself.
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Because it is in the nature of things that they become extreme, we have passed down from manliness to cruelty. If I had been told when I was 20 that there was a tavern in the town where the brave and the cruel were gathered together,
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The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
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What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
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There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the third is that you can’t think what to do with the long winter evenings.
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To love another person you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
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Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
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If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.
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I don’t really act. I say the words the way I would say them if I meant them.
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It’s been agony but I couldn’t have done it any other way.
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Believe in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.
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To live in the past is to miss today’s opportunities and tomorrow’s blessings.
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