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Prince Philip

It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
PRINCE PHILIP

Country People Pleasure Rule
Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
PRINCE PHILIP

Always Ignorance People Same Young
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Population Problem
Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their age.
PRINCE PHILIP

Age Book Certain Enough Fashion People Perception
I can’t remember names and things.
PRINCE PHILIP

Forget Name Remember
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.
PRINCE PHILIP

Amount Happen Live Museum People Virtual
Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Engineer God Invention
Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival.
PRINCE PHILIP

Growth Human Population Probable Serious Survival Threat
I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
PRINCE PHILIP

Moral Prostitute Wife
There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.
PRINCE PHILIP

Business Done Excellence Motivational Reason Start
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Aeroplane Chair Eat Legs Wings
I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Albohol Beer Care Funny
If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Carpet Country Ideas Man People
You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
PRINCE PHILIP

Fitness Weight Loss
My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.
PRINCE PHILIP

Aviod Favorite School Subject Unnecessary Work
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
PRINCE PHILIP

Car Funny Man Wife

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