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Prince Philip

British women can’t cook.
PRINCE PHILIP

Cook Country One Liner Sarcastic Women
So who’s on drugs here? He looks as if he’s on drugs.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Toxic
All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.
PRINCE PHILIP

Home Instinct Money Natural Produce
I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Albohol Beer Care Funny
Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Engineer God Invention
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
PRINCE PHILIP

Angry Ball Cricket Dangerous Gun Hands Man
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
PRINCE PHILIP

Dead Excuse Grace Horse Jump Stop
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
PRINCE PHILIP

Complain Leisure Unemployment
I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
PRINCE PHILIP

Moral Prostitute Wife
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
PRINCE PHILIP

Country People Pleasure Rule
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Aeroplane Chair Eat Legs Wings
If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Carpet Country Ideas Man People
My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.
PRINCE PHILIP

Aviod Favorite School Subject Unnecessary Work
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
PRINCE PHILIP

Feet Mouth Practice Science
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
PRINCE PHILIP

Advise Concern Dignity Horse
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
PRINCE PHILIP

Car Funny Man Wife

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