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Prince Philip

Everyone has to have a sense of duty. A duty to society, to their family. I mean, you name it.
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Duty Family Name Society
British women can’t cook.
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Cook Country One Liner Sarcastic Women
Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.
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Deliberate Disappear Ignorance Nature Neglect Wildlife
I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
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Albohol Beer Care Funny
I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money.
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Confess Interest Leisure Man Money Poor
Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.
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Challenge Change Strength Threat Traditional
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
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Complain Leisure Unemployment
My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.
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Aviod Favorite School Subject Unnecessary Work
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
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Dead Excuse Grace Horse Jump Stop
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
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Country People Pleasure Rule
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient. You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
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Essential Inredient Quality Queen Tolerance
If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
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Carpet Country Ideas Man People
So who’s on drugs here? He looks as if he’s on drugs.
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Drug Toxic
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
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Carpet Examination Funny Invention Man Red
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
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Feet Mouth Practice Science
As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.
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Communication Discover Happen Moth Shut

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