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Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.

Prince Philip

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
PRINCE PHILIP

Complain Leisure Unemployment
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
PRINCE PHILIP

Dead Excuse Grace Horse Jump Stop
You can’t just decide you want to do this or that. You have to be invited.
PRINCE PHILIP

Decision Invitation Want
So who’s on drugs here? He looks as if he’s on drugs.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Toxic
All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.
PRINCE PHILIP

Home Instinct Money Natural Produce
I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
PRINCE PHILIP

Experience Government People World
It’s much better to go when you are still capable than wait until people say you’re so doddery it’s time you went.
PRINCE PHILIP

Better Capable People Time
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient. You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
PRINCE PHILIP

Essential Inredient Quality Queen Tolerance
Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.
PRINCE PHILIP

Challenge Change Strength Threat Traditional
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Aeroplane Chair Eat Legs Wings
Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.
PRINCE PHILIP

Deliberate Disappear Ignorance Nature Neglect Wildlife
People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
PRINCE PHILIP

Class Country Girl Marriage People System Thinking
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Population Problem
I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
PRINCE PHILIP

Moral Prostitute Wife
Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
PRINCE PHILIP

Always Ignorance People Same Young
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
PRINCE PHILIP

Country People Pleasure Rule

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