Don’t be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.
PEWDIEPIEDon’t be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.
PEWDIEPIEEveryday is a new fresh start. To go straight back to bed.
PEWDIEPIEYellow is evil, so don’t drink your piss.
PEWDIEPIEYou have to be honest, you can’t love someone out of sympathy.
PEWDIEPIEDo you ever just add things you’ve already done to your to-do list, then cross them over right away to feel more productive? Me neither.
PEWDIEPIEWhat I and other YouTubers do is a very different thing; it’s almost like hanging around and watching your pal play games.
PEWDIEPIEMoney can’t buy you happiness but it buys you all the things you don’t have, even friends.
PEWDIEPIEIn the very few interviews I’ve made, it doesn’t matter how long we’ve talked to each other, the headline is still just about my paycheck.
PEWDIEPIEI’m so lucky to be in a position to help people, and that’s appealing to me.
PEWDIEPIEIf someone hates your guts, feed it to them if someone loves your guts, they’re probably a zombie.
PEWDIEPIERandom acts of kindness is the worst thing like f**k off honestly.
PEWDIEPIEMy parents said that sitting at home playing video games all day won’t bring you anywhere in life.
PEWDIEPIEDon’t be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.
PEWDIEPIEDropping the news to my parents that I was skipping my ‘dream education’ at Chalmers to sit at home recording videos while playing video games was not easy.
PEWDIEPIEComments are my main way to communicate with you bros.
PEWDIEPIEI’m not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.
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