Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
P. J. O'ROURKESouthern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
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The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’
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The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I’m not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses.
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To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You’d better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.
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You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
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Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
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Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient.
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Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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Everybody in the Middle East wants to explain why they’re right.
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