The Communist bloc of old was a study in the failure of failure. Losers in the Soviet economy were the people at the end of the long lines for consumer goods. Worse losers were the people who had spent hours getting to the head of the line, only to be told that the goods were unavailable.
P. J. O'ROURKEPeople are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
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Richard Nixon was the best thing that ever happened to journalism. I mean this guy was wonderful. Just when you thought he could get no worse, he got worse.
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient.
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There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God’s infinite mercy, a last resort.
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I don’t even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I’ve never used a computer.
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Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I’ve been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers.
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There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it’s simply a measurement.
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Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
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The beauty of democracy is that an average, random, unremarkable citizen can lead it.
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To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You’d better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.
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Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.
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