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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.

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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
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We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.
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No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that’s the point.
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
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Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.
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Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I’ve been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers.
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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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There is a simple rule here, a rule of legislation, a rule of business, a rule of life: beyond a certain point, complexity is fraud. You can apply that rule to left-wing social programs, but you can also apply that rule to credit derivatives, hedge funds, all the rest of it.
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Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
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