Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
P. J. O'ROURKEWhen elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place.
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People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
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If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
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The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas – fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
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Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes – the whole bag of tricks.
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There is a simple rule here, a rule of legislation, a rule of business, a rule of life: beyond a certain point, complexity is fraud. You can apply that rule to left-wing social programs, but you can also apply that rule to credit derivatives, hedge funds, all the rest of it.
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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The problem with public school is not overcrowding in the classroom. The problem is not teacher unions. The problem is not underfunding or lack of computer equipment. The problem is your damn kids.
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English.
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Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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Regulation creates a moral hazard.
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The Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions.
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Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
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