Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English.
P. J. O'ROURKEPeople will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
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I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And yet I remember how the car workers lived in the neighborhood that I grew up in. My father was a car salesman, and I remember how we lived. I remember how modestly we lived.
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Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
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I don’t even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I’ve never used a computer.
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There is a simple rule here, a rule of legislation, a rule of business, a rule of life: beyond a certain point, complexity is fraud. You can apply that rule to left-wing social programs, but you can also apply that rule to credit derivatives, hedge funds, all the rest of it.
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The idea of a stag hunt evokes chivalry – knights in jerkins and hose, ladies on sidesaddles with wimples and billowing dresses, a white stag symbolizing something-or-other, and Robin Hood getting in the way. An actual stag hunt is more like a horseback meeting of a county planning commission.
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America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
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I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.
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No doubt the ridiculous politicians are right to like politics. They have found careers in which success can be achieved by being ridiculous. Imagine Jimmy Carter or George W. Bush rising to the top of any other profession.
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Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino’s box.
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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the District of Columbia, parted Chesapeake Bay near Annapolis, and wandered for forty years in Delaware.
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