The baby boomers’ politics have covered a wide band of silliness, from the Weather Underground to the Timothy McVeigh types. The great majority of us are well in the middle of that spectrum, but still, there’s been both leftie silliness and right-wing silliness.
P. J. O'ROURKEMikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him.
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As a former writer for the ‘National Lampoon,’ I’ve probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.
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The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
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I’ve got a 1990 Porsche 911. It’s just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
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We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.
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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas – fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
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Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
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Death is so important that God visited death upon his own son, thereby helping us learn right from wrong well enough that we may escape death forever and live eternally in God’s grace.
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The minute somebody joins a committee… they immediately suffer from committee brain. They become wildly over-enthusiastic, over-optimistic, over-pessimistic. Committees turn people into idiots, and politics is a committee.
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We will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren’t there.
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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