Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
P. J. O'ROURKEEach child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.
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Why do elites hate the poor? It’s xenophobia. They don’t know any poor people – except their off-the-books Brazilian nanny and illegal immigrant cleaning lady from Upper Revolta who don’t speak English.
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
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The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
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Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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The budget doesn’t have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn’t have much control over the budget.
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Bill Clinton is not a hypocrite. If a man believes that it is just and moral to redistribute wealth, there is nothing hypocritical in his attempts to redistribute some of that wealth to himself.
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I’ve got a 1990 Porsche 911. It’s just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
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I’m old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.
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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.
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Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
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No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it’s probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.
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A humorist doesn’t really do that much note-taking.
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