Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
P. J. O'ROURKEEverybody in the Middle East wants to explain why they’re right.
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Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
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The body is forever teaching us lessons. There are all sorts of things that we can’t do, shouldn’t do, had better not do very often or do for too long as we get older. The body makes its presence known.
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There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
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I’m old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.
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Some people have facts; these can be proven. Some people have theories; these can be disproven. But people with opinions are mindless and have their minds made up about it.
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Don’t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
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Supposedly, summer vacation happens because that’s when the kids are home from school, although having the kids home from school is no vacation. And supposedly the kids are home from school because of some vestigial throwback to our agricultural past.
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.
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A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’
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All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.
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You’re stupid,’ is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
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America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
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The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there’s a reason for that – the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent – No Child Left Behind.
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Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.
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