A U.S. dollar is an IOU from the Federal Reserve Bank. It’s a promissory note that doesn’t actually promise anything. It’s not backed by gold or silver.
P. J. O'ROURKEI come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And yet I remember how the car workers lived in the neighborhood that I grew up in. My father was a car salesman, and I remember how we lived. I remember how modestly we lived.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
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Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of ‘I hate strangers and anything that’s different.’
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No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it’s probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.
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The problem in Afghanistan is really not so much land as water. It’s a dry country with ample amounts of water running through it, but not to good enough effect.
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I believe in God. God created the world.
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People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
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Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools – and use it on the teachers.
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The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
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If we heard that somebody starved to death in Sweden or Switzerland, we would be shocked.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.
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I had always thought of Egypt as a rather secular country. And I think it is, but people are quite observant of the strictures of Ramadan.
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