Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
P. J. O'ROURKEI come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And yet I remember how the car workers lived in the neighborhood that I grew up in. My father was a car salesman, and I remember how we lived. I remember how modestly we lived.
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Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.
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Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How’d they get so rich? Because they’re free.
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A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’
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The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim Crow laws weren’t carried out at the bidding of a few malefactors of great wealth.
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I’ve got a 1990 Porsche 911. It’s just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
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A U.S. dollar is an IOU from the Federal Reserve Bank. It’s a promissory note that doesn’t actually promise anything. It’s not backed by gold or silver.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
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The most brilliant satire of all time was ‘A Modest Proposal’ by Jonathan Swift. You’ll notice how everything got straightened out in Ireland within days of that coming out.
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Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
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Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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