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You are never too old to become younger!

Mae West

I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST

Dead Die Goodness Hate Man Young
Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
MAE WEST

Business Mistake Pay
Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
MAE WEST

Attitude Except Man Umbrella Women Empowerment
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
MAE WEST

Dreams Fiction Sarcastic
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST

Happiness Humour Pistol Pocket
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
MAE WEST

Curve Danger Road Women
I’m a good woman for a bad man.
MAE WEST

Bad Man Woman
I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.
MAE WEST

Deep Diary Memories
I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
MAE WEST

Action Woman Women Empowerment
It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
MAE WEST

Marriage Stay
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST

Funny Look Sarcastic
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST

Men Women Wrong
Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action.
MAE WEST

Action Communication Substitute Tool
It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.
MAE WEST

Hands Kiss Perfection Sarcastic Stranger
I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Husband Kiss Men Teaching Time
It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST

One Liner Trouble

You are never too old to become younger!

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