Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLINIf you can’t be direct, why be?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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