I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
LILY TOMLINRemember we’re all in this alone.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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