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Lily Tomlin

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself

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