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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

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