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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN

Complain Human Invention Language
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN

Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

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