There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
LILY TOMLINMan invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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