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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

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