For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLINMan invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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