I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
LILY TOMLINDid you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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