I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
LILY TOMLINDid you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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