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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?

Lily Tomlin

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
LILY TOMLIN

Myself Success World Worry
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLIN

Fear Thinking Yourself
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
LILY TOMLIN

Leadership Reality Touch
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Feeling Sex
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
LILY TOMLIN

Expectation Philosophy Yourself

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