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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?

Lily Tomlin

There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World

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