I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
LILY TOMLINWe have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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