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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Lily Tomlin

I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try

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