For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLINWe have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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