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Lily Tomlin

People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
LILY TOMLIN

Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
LILY TOMLIN

Actor Community Famous Myself Stage Yourself
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
LILY TOMLIN

Feeling Imagination Myself
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN

Love Question Yourself
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
LILY TOMLIN

Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
LILY TOMLIN

Greatness Growth World
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
LILY TOMLIN

Place Sorry Yourself
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
LILY TOMLIN

Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth

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