When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
LILY TOMLINWe have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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