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Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.

Lewis Grizzard

Today’s sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, “Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?”
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Crazy Discussion Ideas Male Open Relationship Yourself
When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
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Care Funny Lady Love Myself Old Room Time
There’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
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Dirty Hard Inheritance Reality Sex Yourself
It’s better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
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Better Children Death News Politics Slow
Let’s all start walking more and driving less.
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Drive Start Vehicle Walk
Baptists never make love standing up. They’re afraid someone might see them and think they’re dancing.
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Afraid Dance Love Stand Thinking
I’d much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Myself Restaurant Smoking
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
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Family Grow Home Myself Small
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
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Beyond Education Intelligence People
Yankees don’t understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.
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Change Different Language Talk Understand Word
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
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Death Delight Improvement Life Occasion Sick Study Way
I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
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Happiness Hate Man Myself Peace
Mama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life’s work.
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Creativity Language Life Passion Soul Teaching Work
Elvis is dead and I don’t feel so good for myself.
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Death Feeling Goodness Myself
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
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Life Sexuality Sick
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
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Choice Gift Home Marriage Myself Woman

Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.

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