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Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.

Lewis Grizzard

Mama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life’s work.
LEWIS GRIZZARD

Creativity Language Life Passion Soul Teaching Work
There’s no such thing as being too Southern.
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Identity Personality South
Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.
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Enjoyment Sex Start Woman
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
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Animal Difference Sex
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
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Fry Himself Idiot
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
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Football Game Life Opportunity Problem Score Yourself
When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
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Care Funny Lady Love Myself Old Room Time
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
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Family Grow Home Myself Small
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
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Life Sexuality Sick
Money doesn’t grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
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Farm Grow Money Tree
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
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Alone Fact Family Marriage Myself Sleep
If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
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Change Dog Leadership Yourself
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
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Death Delight Improvement Life Occasion Sick Study Way
It’s better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
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Better Children Death News Politics Slow
Let’s all start walking more and driving less.
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Drive Start Vehicle Walk
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
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Heart Myself

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