The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
KURT VONNEGUTThe only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
KURT VONNEGUTThose who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
KURT VONNEGUTI tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUTA sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
KURT VONNEGUTThe nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
KURT VONNEGUTIf I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
KURT VONNEGUTCan you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
KURT VONNEGUTAll time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
KURT VONNEGUTDear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
KURT VONNEGUTI was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
KURT VONNEGUTIf your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
KURT VONNEGUTWe’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
KURT VONNEGUTDo you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
KURT VONNEGUTThe last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
KURT VONNEGUTEverything is nothing, with a twist.
KURT VONNEGUTAnd I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
KURT VONNEGUT