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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

Kurt Vonnegut

If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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Forever Gratitude Moments Myself Nice
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Change Explanation Moments Simplicity Time
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Alive Deep Feeling
Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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Fight Fools Love People Poison Thinking Yourself
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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Creation Lesson Writing Yourself
The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Myself Possible Thankful Worst
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hate Herself Kindness Moments People
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Man Sadness Word
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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Forever Lost Love Place Search
And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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Happiness Myself Point Thinking Yourself
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Deep Myself Philosophy
Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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Darkness Inspirational See Yourself
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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One Liner Philosophy
There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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Beginning Book End Love Moments Moral Oneself See Time
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Beautiful Happiness Myself Right Walk Yourself
There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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People Togetherness
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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Disappoint Existence Laughter
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Poor Save World
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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Faith Myself Thinking Yourself
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Goodness Love Moral Myself Yourself
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend

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