I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
KURT VONNEGUTI was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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