Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
KURT VONNEGUTI was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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