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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.

Kurt Vonnegut

I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Charm Myself
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Goodness Love Moral Myself Yourself
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Big Place World
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hate Herself Kindness Moments People
How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Alive Deep Feeling
If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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Goodness Kindness Yourself
Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Death Expectation Humanity Reward Yourself
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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Hard Himself Ignorance Learning Man People Wisdom
Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Greatness Human Literature relief Yourself
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Man Sadness Word
There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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People Togetherness
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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Faith Myself Thinking Yourself

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.

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