Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
KURT VONNEGUTSay what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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