Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
KURT VONNEGUTSay what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Science is magic that works.
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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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