I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
KURT VONNEGUTSay what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Science is magic that works.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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All this happened, more or less.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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