He was never without misery, and never without hope.
JOSEPH HELLERPeace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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