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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

Joseph Heller

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
JOSEPH HELLER

Civilization Earth End Peace
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Alive Death Die Furious Life
It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Dead Difference War Win
What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Rain Wet
They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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Agree Education Necessary People Possible Question
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Trouble Writer Writing
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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Inspirational One Liner Principle Right Rise
Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Born Innocence
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Ashame Failure Trick
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Broken Heart Die Old
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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Acceptance Bad Luck Destiny Injustice
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Freedom People Question Want

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