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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.

Joseph Heller

When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
JOSEPH HELLER

Angel Decent Heaven Human Impulse Poeple Saint Tragedy
He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Enjoyment Except Literature
I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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Imagination Mercy Process Understand
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Boy Grow Up Little
Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
JOSEPH HELLER

Acceptance Mankind Resilence Tomorrow
Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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Government Industry Private Togetherness
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Rain Wet
Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Adjective Adverb Death Declare Hands
Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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Change Confidence Courage Discovery Dread Fear Lost
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Job Principle Quit Regret
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Broken Heart Die Old
You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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Appreciation Character Courage Intelligence Moral
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
JOSEPH HELLER

Mad Paranoid
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
JOSEPH HELLER

Deserve Fun Leadership Work

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