The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
JOSEPH HELLERJust because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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