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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.

Joseph Heller

It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Dead Difference War Win
The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Villain
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Disagree Objective Urge
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Alive Death Die Furious Life
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Enemy Kill War
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Ashame Failure Trick
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Boy Grow Up Little
All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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Book Conflict Deal Fashion Opinion Rude Subject
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Bulling Difficult Drug Endurance Failure Meditation Success Suicide
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Broken Heart Die Old
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Freedom People Question Want
For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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Enough Expensive Peace War
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Trouble Writer Writing
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success

Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.

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