Insanity is contagious.
JOSEPH HELLERBe glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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