Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
JOSEPH HELLERThe country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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