He was never without misery, and never without hope.
JOSEPH HELLERThe country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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