In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
JOSEPH HELLERThere was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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