I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
JOSEPH HELLERThere was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Insanity is contagious.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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