Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
JOSEPH HELLERI wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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