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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.

Joseph Heller

Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Air Exercise Fresh Meet Opportunity People Prostitution Trouble
He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Enjoyment Except Literature
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Mad Paranoid
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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Country Dare Exercise Freedom Independence Traditonal
They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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Agree Education Necessary People Possible Question
When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Angel Decent Heaven Human Impulse Poeple Saint Tragedy
I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Ideas Life Novel Writing
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Dreams Night
Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Deep Mad Medal Men Reward
Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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Drive Live Packet
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Deserve Fun Leadership Work
The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Villain
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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Inspirational One Liner Principle Right Rise
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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Acceptance Bad Luck Destiny Injustice

I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.

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