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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.

Joseph Heller

She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
JOSEPH HELLER

Epitome She Smile Sorrow Time
Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
JOSEPH HELLER

Acceptance Mankind Resilence Tomorrow
I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
JOSEPH HELLER

Imagination Mercy Process Understand
Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Adjective Adverb Death Declare Hands
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Achievement Born Medicore Mediocrity Men Sarcastic Thrust
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
JOSEPH HELLER

Acceptance Bad Luck Destiny Injustice
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Freedom People Question Want
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Deserve Fun Leadership Work
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Job Principle Quit Regret
Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
JOSEPH HELLER

Government Industry Private Togetherness
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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Civilization Earth End Peace
You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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Appreciation Character Courage Intelligence Moral
Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Deep Mad Medal Men Reward

When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.

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