I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
JOSEPH HELLERWhen people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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