There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
JOSEPH HELLERLet’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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