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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.

Joseph Heller

Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
JOSEPH HELLER

Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Alive Death Die Furious Life
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Bag Coincidence History Open Random Trash Wind
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Achievement Born Medicore Mediocrity Men Sarcastic Thrust
There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Achievement Disappointment Numb
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Dreams Night
What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Rain Wet
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Ashame Failure Trick
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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Government Industry Private Togetherness
From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Goodness History Moral Teaching
But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Children Favor Influence Liberation Parents War
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Job Principle Quit Regret
The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Villain

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