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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.

Joseph Heller

History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Bag Coincidence History Open Random Trash Wind
Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Acceptance Mankind Resilence Tomorrow
Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Deep Mad Medal Men Reward
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Mad Paranoid
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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Acceptance Bad Luck Destiny Injustice
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Trouble Writer Writing
It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Dead Difference War Win
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Dreams Night
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Broken Heart Miracle Time
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Deserve Fun Leadership Work
They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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Agree Education Necessary People Possible Question
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Enjoyment Except Literature
The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Bulling Difficult Drug Endurance Failure Meditation Success Suicide
The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Villain

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