He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
JOSEPH HELLERRise above principal and do what’s right.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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