Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
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If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
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Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
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There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
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A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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Perverseness is your whole defence.
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